You're walking down the street when suddenly, an evil Mole (one on your face) tries to give you a special pen that sings bohemiam Rapsody.
But then you decide that this once in a life time opportunity Is not a very good oportunity. But then the mole gives that Pen to Colonel Sanders.
Then this pen is so amusing to colonel Sanders that he eats it and then craps it out, it then becomes the new Kentucky fried chicken. The one that sings queen. But in Sanders' digestive track, the pen then learned all of the songs by queen. Now the chicken is performing in Milton Keynes, new york, London, washington, brisbonne, Sydney and California.

It happened to me about 3 or 4 times